She has been voted Most Likely to Wear a Bunny Costume for no Apparent Reason.
In high school, she was second place for Most Memorable.
Therefore, she’s almost memorable…but not quite.
She’s a lover of ellipses and post-it notes. She dreams of seeing far-off places.
If you really want to know Haley, you’ll have to know her beginnings:
Brief Bio
After careful consideration, Haley decided to start the process of existing. She arrived in this world on some idle Tuesday that coincidentally marked the 198th anniversary of the storming of the Bastille. One could presume that this young thing was born a rebellious Jacobin, who longed to return to the patrie of France; however, this was not the case. Haley, a self-admitted Anglophile, wishes she had been born in the fine country of England. She had to settle for California, where she spent the first years of her life. A move to Georgia was made a while later, and her childhood continued without much disruption.
She went to several different schools and learned some things. A great lover of acronyms, she joined many organizations that condensed their names to letter form: ESA, PRSSA, ESTV, WSOE. Then she got a degree in communications from Elon University. As a recent grad, she spends her days scheming ways to become an expatriate. She feels her future lies in the marketing/PR/entertainment fields but hasn’t quite figured it out yet.
Her interests include reading the back of cereal boxes, dancing in the rain, and writing autobiographies in the third person.
